02 August 2011

Chubby Soldier

So I don't know what the Hell happened, but I just recently noticed that I've gotten chubby. It was a sudden onset-- I never saw it coming! I'm all about having a little "junk in the trunk", but it seems I've got a U-Haul behind me nowadays.

I think the downfall to my decent figure was moving in with James. You know what happens when you're in a happy relationship: you eat together. And you stop trying to impress other members of the opposite sex so you "let it go". And by that I mean, you get drunk and eat Wendy's at 2am with your boyfriend every weekend.

It's time to start dieting.

But I can't let go of beer! I love beer! The Soldier in me is screaming, "YOU CAN'T GIVE UP BEER!" So this is what I've resorted to:


It tastes like pee and water. Why am I still drinking this?

By the way, please excuse the band aid on my thumb. I cut myself while I was chopping green onions to put in super yummy red skin mashed potatoes. Oh. Maybe I should attack my fatty cooking style before I attack my beer.

Tomorrow starts the diet. Yuck. But there is no room for a chubby girl in ACU's. I won't let that be me!

3 comments:

  1. I will give up cheese, greasy foods and regular pop and resort to diet dr pepper but my alcoholic beverage of choice margarita is a hell no! I tried the skinny girl margarita no bueno! If you want we can try to lose together...I weighed tuesday 149... before you say anything remember I'm only 5'2!

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  2. I don't want to say how much I weigh currently (by the way, you're either insane ir VERY brave for revealing that number in print). But I will say, I am 5 inches taller than you and roughly a 2 year old heavier than you. I need to lose the toddler STAT!

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  3. Teasha Griffin07 August, 2011 22:00

    I'm 100% with you my dear Jackie. I could definitely lose a toddler or two and be much happier. I'm with you. As soon as I finish my steak, potato and pasta salad dinner, lol!

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