I took a stupid Facebook quiz. I don't usually mess around with those because they ask for access to your personal information and photos and who knows what the heck they're going to use them for. But a few of my friends did this "Who is your best friend on Facebook" quiz and the lure of the unknown sucked me in.
Who!? Who could it be?
When I refer to this thing as a "quiz", I'm using the term extremely loose. Since the only thing I did was click the link, agree to have my privacy invaded, and then (almost) sign up for a Zoosk account. Zoosk is online dating-- but shitty. It's online booty call dating. I stopped agreeing to things when this page came up. But anyway, in the meantime, Facebook looked into their crystal ball... and revealed to me who my Facebook best friend is.
It was James!
Who!? Who could it be?
When I refer to this thing as a "quiz", I'm using the term extremely loose. Since the only thing I did was click the link, agree to have my privacy invaded, and then (almost) sign up for a Zoosk account. Zoosk is online dating-- but shitty. It's online booty call dating. I stopped agreeing to things when this page came up. But anyway, in the meantime, Facebook looked into their crystal ball... and revealed to me who my Facebook best friend is.
It was James!
How lucky am I that a social media platform could decipher through my personal info (which they pilfered) and photographs (also pilfered) that James and I are together A LOT and might be, in fact, best friends?
Amazing.
facebook was wrong!
ReplyDeleteFacebook was wrong. We both know that!
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