06 December 2014

Their Paws

 
Their paws seem to be completely harmless. But James and I have come to realize that they are anything but. French Bulldogs have weaponized paws that will instantly lull you to sleep. A sleepy-time secretion is released through the paws and enters your body through skin on skin contact. You are utterly defenseless against it.
 
I think it even works on each other.
 
Be warned. Naps are inevitable.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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