Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I'm legal! Finally! Legally (and happily) divorced!
Cheers to the bachelorette life!
Now, I've got to see about getting my old last name back. Being a "W" and at the end of the alphabet backfires a lot on me in the military. Never, ever, is anything good done in reverse alphabetical order. Back to the "D" life at the beginning of the line that I missed so much!
CONGRATS! I'm guessing that is the correct sentiment at this time. Anyways...I hope you become Jackie D real soon! And as a life long "end of the alphabet" person I concur; nothing good ever happens in reverse alphabetical order.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back to the "D's." We've missed you.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear it. Now go get roaring drunk, get laid, and get a new tattoo!
ReplyDeleteRip roaring drunk... check
ReplyDeleteLaid... check
New Tattoo... coming soon!