So I was sitting at work, minding my own business, and I caught a whiff of something absolutely terrible. I stuck my nose down into my tan T-shirt to make sure it wasn't me. And it sure was me. It smelled like oranges and piss.
I looked at the Staff Sergeant sitting across from me and said, "My shirt smells like oranges and piss."
To which he responded, "Is that a new Tide scent? I tried mountain spring and shit once and I didn't like it."
Epic.
Oh dude if you like the orange and piss then you gotta try the febreze and balls scented one...it's nice..
ReplyDeleteThat sounds nice. Like it would only be sold in upscale retail establishments.
ReplyDeleteI'm an avid Gain girl...the Apple Mango Tango stuff is like Jesus!
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