Cancer?

Today I decided I have cancer of the neck. I told my best friend, Rosie, and she immediately freaked out, like a best friend is likely to do. I tried to take a picture of it, to prove my cancerous bump was indeed what I believed it to be: cancer.

 

It didn't photograph well. In fact, it didn't photograph at all.

 

 

I have a small bump on the back of my neck, which, unfortunately, refused to photograph. I don't have any way to prove to the internet masses that it actually exists. Other than taking my word as a medical professional...

 

Luckily, I live with another medical professional, and James' diagnosis was an ingrown hair.

 

Pffft. I'm remaining firm in my self diagnosis of cancer.