There must be something in the water, because I've never had such fabulous nails in my life.
And they grow fast! I feel like I'm constantly out of regulation (of course there is a regulation dictating fingernail length-- this is the ARMY). I hack off all my claws every few weeks and before I know it, they're back! Long and beautiful and completely unauthorized.
They're not even doing me any good over here! I don't get the opportunity to dress like a girl very often, and when I do, I'm just covered in flies anyway. If only somehow I could turn these claws into fly killing weapons of mass destruction... I bet they'd be authorized then. At least while in deployed environments, ESPECIALLY the Middle East.
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