It's All About Location... But Not In Iraq.

Real estate is jacked up in Iraq. When this:

Can be across the street to this:

The system has serious flaws.

But it's like that everywhere over here. Where the hell are the zoning laws? I bet even the really nice homes are cheaper than dirt. Maybe I'll retire to Iraq someday and be the richest person in the country. Of course, I'll have a shanty on either side of my palace (severely dropping the resale value), but all the garbage that collects on my front yard will surely distract me and future buyers from the adjacent shacks.

Maybe I'll wrap my yard in C-Wire and have a mule chillen out there, too. Why not? Everyone else is doing it.