19 March 2010

PT: Physical Training

Special Population PT. Loser PT. Fat kid PT. Retard PT... whatever you want to label it, that's what I'm having to do: extra PT because my Worst PT Test in the History of PT Tests was a score lower than 250 out of a possible 300. I suck, I get it. But I passed. And now I'm being thrown in with all the fat dudes and old dudes and failures to do improvement PT. I've never been punished for passing. Leave it to the Army to punish you for not passing good enough.

It's secretly boosting my self esteem, though. I am the Soldier who is in the best shape, the thinnest and the most awesome who attends this daily PT session. I run circles around everyone else. Being the best at Special Pop PT is like being a winner at the Special Olympics, but I don't care. Let me have my small victory!