16 June 2012

5 Star Camp Bullis Resort

Before I get the heck out of this National Guard hell, I thought I'd share some of the sweet accomodations that were provided for us-- free of charge.

Toilet paper placed directly on the floor. Bonus: stink beetle.
Open showers to ensure zero privacy.
Toilets across from one another so you can
 look into your battle buddy's eyes while you pee.
Book your reservations now for next summer. This unairconditioned haven could be yours if you act now!

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