Now, I'm not exactly sure how this happened... but I think I joined the National Guard somehow. I don't remember signing anything or reciting an oath, but I sure have been working like a slave for these idiots since I failed out of EFMB. Sold into slavery.
The Failure Platoon (made up of failures who weren't allowed to leave Camp Bullis because their units didn't release them) was mostly people from Fort Campbell, and more specifically, people from my unit. So the Failure Platoon became cheap labor for the National Guard.
We were out there busting our asses to help break down the EFMB site. We took down all 50 land navigation points. We tore down the trauma lane and folded up 15 cammo net sets. Since the lanes were being taken apart, things were being hauled away as we went. What did they take first from every lane? The water buffalo. WHY? In 100 degree weather what logical reason would you have to remove the water source while people were conducting hard labor?
Anyhow, while out in lovely Camp Bullis I found several species of dinosaur that I'd like to share:
I'm not sure what is in the water down at Camp Bullis (clearly the same water the Soldier Medics aren't allowed to drink). Whatever it is, it makes BIG bugs.
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